Meet Eugene, the Postal Snail – He's Grumpy.

Wrapped in our signature mochi-soft fabric and filled with our premium custom cotton blend that feels like the softest cloud, Eugene is bouncy, plush, and perpetually over it. He's been delivering mail for years, moving at his own pace, taking exactly zero nonsense from anyone.

Hold him gently (even grumpy snails deserve tenderness)

Designed by independent artist and founder Lisa, made with heart and intention for you or someone special.